The trick is to undercook the onions, 2019, oil on canvas, 320x190cm
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing (Feeling guilty not painting while watching The Office), 2019, oil on canvas, 221x180cm.
Oh god, my mind's going a mile an hour (Heather at the table brushing her teeth while on her phone), 2019, oil on canvas, 213x167cm
Painting in progress.
I heard wearing white undies will make you a great painter (self portrait), 2019, oil on polyester, 190x180cm
Thinking about steamed hams (self portrait), 2019, oil on polyester, 100x80cm
Col hates being called Colin (Colin wearing a hat), 2019, oil on canvas, 120x90cm